Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
my brother rolled me up in a carpet and proceeded to push me down the stairs.